Wow

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

i can't cope

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

Happy Pride

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

family album

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

The time will pass anyway