world's most miserable animal

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.

one like and ill get married

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

thankfully I don't have this problem, because I'm better than you losers