Hmm

i didnt know it was recording my spotify

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

finally….

stop following me if you got any astrology or kpop in your url please

sure thing, stickynutjuice

imma tell jimin you said his boy jungkook got a boy pussy in your fan fic

i pull down my pants and bend over and my hole looks like the back of a yugioh card 

i’m a top suddenly i don’t know

Would you like to file a report

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week

Tbh, if you want an villager from animal crossing, just make your own amiibo (cheapest option if you have an android phone) or buy an amiibo coin/tag for like $2. It’s better than paying $70 for Marshal.

he uses his power to summon a pillar out from the ground

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

that’s his son

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this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

IM SCREAMING

i hate this website

im marcus

im her

World heritage post