Okay so pre identity reveal scenario of Bruce being way to hot to the point the jl starts suspecting he's a meta
I take your pre reveal, and twist it to post reveal:
Take this post as a base.
"Are we sure about this?"
"You just want to avoid asking him"
All goes quiet the moment he steps inside the room. Everyone's eyes fall on his form.
Hal not-so-subtly pushes Barry to the front.
"Heya~ B!" The blond man smiles, akwardly, and joins his side. Bruce smirks, and after a quick scan on the room ocupants, he takes of the cowl.
He should be used to their response by now; but it was still so weird to see them freeze in place. Every. Time.
Turning to Barry once more, he can't help the smirk at Barry's face.
"So-" Barry blinks out of his trance. "What's this for?"
The room is uncharacteristically full. His eyes wander from one face to the next. Everyone avoids him.
Barry smiles again. Hal pushes him aside before he could speak. "Spooks! We need an honest answer, here." Bruce raises an eyebrow "I put money on it, so you better not lie to us!" Hal is pointing a finger to his face.
Barry pushes the finger away with a huff. "Bat, sorry. Uhm- there's no easy way to ask it-"
"I'm a normal human" he deadpans.
Hal quietly pumps the air in celebration.
"Every single one of my combat abilities can be traced to amazing teachers and hard discipline."
"My intelligence might be above average, but I'm nowhere near a genius level"
"If anything, that should make you doubt my children, and not me"
"Thought one of them is indeed-"
"It's because of your face" J'onn interrupts him with one of his uncommon soft smiles. " Sorry to cut you short when you were on your favorite topic"
Bruce can only stare at him.
J'onn nods. Bruce looks around the room. Hal shrugs at him, Oliver and Diana are smirking. Barry and Clark's face matches their uniforms, though Barry has the decency to look at him, while Clark looks to the ground. Arthur has his eyes narrowed, clearly not believing him. Victor has his fist over his mouth, trying hard not to laugh... There will be a video unavoidably getting to his son, if he's not already watching it live.
"I mean, it's a fair doubt..."
"Should I feel offended?" He turns to J'onn. And then flushes red "Oh my god..."
"MY KIDS WERE RIGHT!!!" He's spiraling, who cares. His coworkers are the idiots his children warned him about. And not only idiotic coworkers, but idiotic coworkers with the destiny of the world on their hands. "I can't deal with this right now..."
Bruce takes a deep breath and puts the cowl back on. "I need to rethink our relationship..."
"Nobody is to say anything about the fact that he has kids? In plural?"
"I will send you all my paperwork"
"Oh my god, we're getting dumped"
"I'll talk to you... At some point..."
Bruce leaves the chaotic room behind, ignoring J'onn's laugh inside his head.
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