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Jason Todd and Stephanie Brown

Mpreg jason under the cut for bottom jason week!

04.27.25 - Happy Death Day, Jason

This is based on a MFM Minisode where someone wrote in to say their Grandma's funeral had these little cards saying to keep in touch and had a Ouija board on the back 🤣

Bruce is probably crying off-screen after this moment. Also it was a bad time when Dick found out Jason had died so... it's up to Cass to hold things together lol

Happy birthday @mlim8 🩷🥹

Measly offering for one of the loveliest people to grace this fandom.

Robin: Hello.

(The Justice League stares.)

Flash: ...He's tiny.

Robin: I am average height for my age.

Green Lantern: Sorry, it's just—we expected... I don't know, taller?

Robin: Your expectations are irrelevant.

Flash: Oh.

Green Lantern: Oh, he's got Batman's personality.

Batman: Unfortunately.

Robin: Excuse me?

Superman: It's nice to meet you, Robin.

Robin: I am aware.

Superman: ...

Wonder Woman: You remind me of someone.

Green Lantern: How old are you?

Robin: Old enough to defeat you.

Green Lantern: That's... not what I asked.

Robin: It is, however, the correct answer.

Flash: I like him.

Batman: Don't encourage him.

Flash: Too late.

Flash: So what's your favorite part about being Robin?

Robin: Correcting Father.

Batman: Damian.

Robin: For example, yesterday Father said, "We'll only be gone an hour."

Flash: And?

Robin: We returned six hours later.

Batman: It was an estimate.

Robin: It was a lie.

Green Lantern: Oh my God.

Superman: He's keeping score?

Robin: There is a spreadsheet.

Batman: There is not.

Robin: There are three.

Robin: One is color-coded.

Flash: TIM MADE THOSE, DIDN'T HE?

Robin: Obviously.

Batman: We're moving on.

Aquaman: Wait, there are multiple Robins?

Robin: There have been.

Green Lantern: How many?

Batman: ...

Flash: Bats?

Batman: Enough.

Robin: Four, technically five.

Green Lantern: FIVE?

Robin: Grayson, Todd, Drake, Brown, and now myself.

Flash: Wait, there have been five Robins?

Robin: Correct.

Green Lantern: Spooky, you've just been collecting children.

Batman: That's not—

Superman: Bruce.

Batman: ...

Batman: It's more complicated than that.

Robin: It is not.

Batman: Damian-

Robin: Father encountered emotionally compromised children and reacted by giving them capes.

Wonder Woman: ...

Flash: That's... honestly the best description I've ever heard.

Green Lantern: I thought Robins were chosen through some impossible test.

Robin: They are.

Green Lantern: Really?

Robin: Father must look at you and think, "I can fix that."

Batman: That's enough.

Robin: Thus far, he has been incorrect.

Batman: ...

Batman: Next agenda item.

Flash: HE'S NOT DENYING IT.

Green Lantern: Batman's superpower is aggressive adoption.

Batman: Green Lantern.

Green Lantern: I'm just saying, most people see a traumatized kid and call a therapist.

Flash: Bruce sees one and goes, "Have you considered vigilantism?"

Batman: That is not how it happened.

Robin: It happened multiple times.

Robin: Six, if you count Signal.

Flash: SIX?!

Batman: We are ending this discussion.

Superman, smiling: Welcome to the League, Robin.

Robin: Thank you.

Superman: It's good to have you here.

Robin: Tt

(A brief silence.)

Flash: Aw.

Green Lantern: Did... did Batman just raise a polite child?

Batman: No.

Robin: Green Lantern, your ring constructs lack creativity, your combat stance is inefficient, and your haircut is deeply unfortunate.

(Another silence.)

Green Lantern: There he is.

"Kneel, you %#$&%"

EMMA FROST

+ diff version below and comms (closed)

Like the other batkids are constantly being blamed for stuff he did, but nobody believes them when they say it was Duke.

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Duke, dropping something on his foot during a stakeout: MOTHERFUCKER

Bruce: Who said that?!

Duke: *gasp* Tim! Language!

Bruce: Tim!

Tim, who was dissociating until a second ago: the hell did I do?

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Jason, to Steph: I know you were the one to paint my favorite helmet highlighter yellow. . .

Steph: It literally wasn't??? I mean I totally would, but if it were me it would be purple, duh.

Jason: Ok. Fine. But who else would it be???

Duke, washing paint off his hands: You know, Damian just got a new set of acrylics. . .

Jason: DAMIAN!

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Duke: Do you want to know who really knocked over all the shelves in the study?

Dick, who was blamed for it: Yes.

Duke: It was me. I got jumpscared by a spider and tried to kill it without getting close.

Dick: Why are you telling me this?

Duke: Because no one. Will ever. Believe you.

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Babs: Which one of you little shits lost the drone on patrol yesterday?

Duke, who crashed it trying to illegally record a concert: How stupid does someone have to be to to lose a whole drone?

Babs: You're absolutely right. JASON GET OVER HERE!

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Duke: Who crashed the Batmobile? B's gonna be pissed.

Cass, who just watched Duke walk away from the crash: ???

robin is legally required to be the shortest member of young justice

edit: bonus group photo