need more love for the faggot king richard

You coulda had a bad bitch, malcolm middle

till the room doesn't smell anymore

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

she’s a 10 but she insists that cleaning up has to have a “it gets worse before it gets better” stage and then she starts playing with all the shit she’s trying to put away

youre pissing me off