need more love for the faggot king richard

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib