psych is so funny. shawn pulls gus out of his day job, they walk into a crime scene uninvited, then shawn goes "hi jules! <3", pisses off lassie, looks at stuff for five minutes, touches things in an active crime scene with no gloves, says "bye jules! <3" pisses off lassie again, breaks into someone's home, lies to people, gives gus a stupid name, bothers his dad, lies to the police, solves the entire case, and gets paid, meanwhile gus hasn't been at work for three days because he's been making sure no one punches out shawn's lights

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

Toby Ziegler walked into the presidents office said “Your father beat you didn’t he Mr. President” completely unprompted and then sent Bartlet into a four day insomnia spiral so bad he needed to see a therapist over it

10:00pm has no business being only half an hour after 9:30pm

has anyone ever thought about what might happen if two fictional characters kissed . I just wondered if there'd been any research on this or anything

im sorry to everyone but shipping amvs were mastered in 2014 by the parachute leverage ot3 amv

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch