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Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

Op I want you to know I had to look to make sure this wasn’t one-time-I-dreamt

Get out of my notes saying shit like “nuh uh cause male privilege is strictly limited to white cishet wealthy ablebodied business majors with AB negative blood type—“ that is NOT WHAT MALE PRIVILEGE MEANS. You know good and goddamn well that it’s not just the men at the very top who have male privilege. You know that ALL MEN are afforded a degree of privilege over women on the axis of gender. “Privilege” isn’t a dirty word, it’s a fucking tool in your belt you can use to protect your TMA sisters. But some of you are far more interested in bleating about how you Actually Have It Worse For Being A Man. Shut completely up. Go to bat for trans women or die I’m sick of it

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

Thank you for the clarification

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth