To smithereens, you say?

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

Don't forget about the fly with a buzz.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

I love this website so much

I miss my ocs,,,I MISS MY OCS,,, <-can draw them at any time

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!