may frog strike me down

i need to eat a cucumber beet salad today or i will die

my hex did that probably

okay my sister is getting her cat (if u r a bruins lb poster u know)

so they want me to die is what they want

stop saying jack eichel's name shut up shut up shut up

when u ate a lot of carbs so you go for a long run but the run is really easy because u ate a lot of carbs

trader joes is a demonic place

depressed asf bad bunny ON #weball

i wish i still had my journal from late elementary/early middle school where i bullet pointed every sin i did each day

lies from liar who lies LIAR LYING LIAR LIEEEEEEE BUGIE SEMPRE

my friend called people who use AI 'botlickers' yesterday and i cannot stop thinking about it