Countless Users in One Brain

The fact that I cannot physically shape shift should honestly be illegal

Neil Gaiman created a show called “Good Omelets” as a sequel to Good Omens and it was literally just the characters showing the viewer how to bake horribly. At least every other episode, the kitchen burned down.

‘agreed’. that’s a funny way to spell ‘were forcibly removed with the alternative of painful deaths’. 

propaganda

also a reminder than australian schools do not acknowledge our own history of slavery, or “blackbirding”. i had no idea 60,000 pacific islanders were kidnapped and enslaved in australia until after i graduated, because no one talks about it. and even what we do learn is watered down. the focus was always on white settlers and how they discovered land, their mapping, their dedication and their struggles; only very briefly do we get to focus on the murders they committed, the generational trauma they caused by stealing an entire generation for the sole purpose of breeding the indigenous blood out of them, the indescribable, abhorrent things they did to indigenous people.

I’m howling

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

ok this one wins

is that Remy of fucking ratatouille

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

Except the upper fin is smaller than the lower fin. So that means the perspective is angled. This is a whale.

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[ID: A photo taken at late afternoon in a city. Above an office building is a cloud which looks very much like a shark or whale. End ID]

Clouds that look like Captain Ahab & Quint from Jaws start fighting over it

This is why I love this hellsite. Look at us, exciedly talking about sky sharks.

What sky shark? That’s a whale

It is so so important to show that queer people have always existed and are allowed to live long, happy lives. Young queer people–especially those in conservative areas–need to know that being queer is not a death sentence. Despite the many struggles we have faced, throughout history there have always been queer lives filled with joy and love. and you will find yours.

The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them.  The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover.   He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll.  Instant spiritual bonding experience.  Overcome with emotion,  he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor.  “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes.  “The prophecy was true.  This is the chosen one.  This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”

I’d watch this movie 10 times in a row

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

Everyone saying something like "Yeah you just need to put [x] in your bio!" is missing the point.

Happy 1 year to the post that proved to me that no one can read at all

Reblog if you say "Y'all"