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sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

Please bring this back I’m begging them to please bring this back it’s so fucking funny

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

You can lie when you name things

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

first of all my magic power is reaching untold heights and secondly my breasts are looking amazing so i think the amulet and myself are beyond moral criticism at this time

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis

K

yeah okay steven universe blog