Peepums

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

You are going to hell

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre