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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

My entire feed is 20% damn there was a shooting at the White House and 80% CHEATED??? ON MEGAN THEE STALLION????

Megan Thee Stallion listen to me. You have to cheat back. I'm free any time for you. Please

Megan Thee Stallion was dating someone?? Man I'm out of the loop on celebrity relationships. This post does make it seem like it was either Trump or the shooter who cheated on her though.

I didn't even know who Megan Thee Stallion is before this post

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ casting a spell on you!!

Op what spell is this?

spell of explosion and death !!!!＜（＾－＾）＞

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now