we close our eyes, and the world has turned around again

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop

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listen, man, I don't appreciate this kind of pressure. I'm posting as often as I can. I spent this morning shoving store-bought eggs down a dead guy's throat. Some of us have jobs, man

think I want a really inconsistent sona with the narrator. he can be the anchor of consistency, embodying the twilight zone’s eternal timelessness… and I can be ever-shifting, embodying the twilight zone’s perpetual fluidity… ꩜🖤

HE’S THE DREAMFINDER AND I’M THE FIGMENT….!!!!!

I hate it when men are handsome like fuck you

[ID: The 15th Doctor posing with a hand to the camera captioned “Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!” /End ID]

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKED,,,, all these piling twilight zone guys and you know what? im thinking about another too. I didn’t post about it while I was watching the episode because I thought it was a little silly and I thought it would go away afterwards but no im still thinking about him today so. I kinda like the,, the bartender from that episode with professor marion ummm The Execution. I don’t even know if he has a name. but I keep thinking about his scene,,, aawgwauu…

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you