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@probablynothing
Looks like I’ve finally been returned to the land of the living! @probablynothingelse will stay around as an archive, but I’m back here baybee!

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happy pride month
wow I'm hot
Low waisted skirts are clearly for fat people
edit: shiny alt here
as i was also saying right when i got a term email

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You have to love her. You have to love her when she sleeps til noon because she was up late. You have to love her when she doesn’t have the energy to do anything but lay in bed. You have to love her when she didn’t shave today. You have to love her when her thighs are hairy because the sensation of shaving them is too much for her to handle. You have to love her when she spends a day playing games because working is too overwhelming. You have to love her when people assume the worst of her. You have to love her when the world turns against her. You have to love her when she feels powerless and alone and abandoned. You have to love her unconditionally.
You have to love her when she's plural. You have to love her when she's little. You have to love her when she's racialized. You have to love her when her autism isn't just quirky hyperfixations. You have to love her when her mental health isn't just #Relatable Internet memes. You have to love her when she's disabled. You have to love her when she has chronic pain. You have to love her when she needs help with the little things. You have to love her when she's unemployed, broke, struggling. You have to love her when people ignore her. You have to love her when people talk over her. You have to love her enough to lift her up. You have to love her enough to give her what she needs. You have to love her enough to stand by her no matter what, because no one deserves to be without love.
AND LOVE IS NOT JUST "I love you" EITHER. Love is support. Love is safety. Love isn't just donating to charity. Love is paying for her to eat when you know she won't otherwise. Love isn't just reblogging a positivity post and hoping she'll see. Love is seeking her out and telling her how much she means and how happy you are that she's here.
Love is not just love, love is action. If you don't get that, then you've missed the point.
And then you had that dream again.
Bargeist
ink and watercolor on cold press, 4x6 inches
original art for sale: https://ko-fi.com/s/454312c411
prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/bargeist/
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limited edition prints of version 2 and 3 are located here: https://www.inprnt.com/editions/mxmorgan/
Commission by AverageZebraBoy
Hey big blue dragon here. lay down, I'm gonna use your body as a ruler to measure how big my dick is. Yeah like that. *thwap!* uhgh, what a heavy thing, hopefully me dropping that on you didn't knock the air out of you. Yeah looking at that size . .. I'd say it's about 1.2 units of you. Not bad for a dragon like me :) a good healthy size, what do you think?

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It's 2023. It's time to make a new trollsona.
NAME: Kippyr Wulton
HANDLE: eclecticConservator
TYPING QUIRK: "shortenin stuff where i can. cant be typin all day. you got somethin for me? spit it out. i got somethin for you? i'll keep it to three sentences or less."
(Preference towards shortened sentences with clipped words. They prefer brevity and function in communication over flourish and theatrics.)
LUNAR PREFERENCE: Derse Dreamer
CLASSPECT: Seer of Mind
Your name is KIPPYR WULTON. You live in a SHACK in the WOODS. You've always preferred a life of privacy, and you love all of the not worrying about being killed in your sleep that not living in a city affords you.
Another perk of your rural living choices is the absolute wealth of STUFF in the willderness. COLLECTING and APPRECIATING all of your WICKED COOL TREASURE gives you life. You tend to have a keen eye for value in what others might see as usless. Your friends often call you a KLEPTOMANIAC and a HOARDER, but you prefer to see yourself as an APPRAISER and CURATOR. This interest of yours is fueled by the fact that the woods surrounding your house are jam-packed with DUNGEONS and CRYPTS, ripe for the picking! You can't keep everything in your pockets, even if you are wearing your iconic TWO JACKETS, so you try not to leave the house without your trusty SATCHEL.
Whenever you're not plundering and indexing your many prizes and curios, you're otherwise a HABITUAL DABBLER. You absolutely love getting little tastes of everything. Yesterday you picked up beatboxing. The week before that you were learning to weld. Tomorrow, who knows! You've heard that SPEEDRUNNING is pretty fun, maybe you'll get into that. Most of the time, however, you tend to just FUCK AROUND and PHILOSOPHIZE about utter bullshit. Everything is connected somehow, and you love to TRACK PATTERNS in all things.
Kippyr's main ability is their research and development into the RPS chart, which is of course an ontologically infallibe rulebook to the warring forces of the universe (it's Rock Paper Scissors).
At the start of the story, the RPS chart is fairly small, looking something like this.
Though as their session continues it grows larger and larger, until it contains a comprehensive list if all things (physical and conceptual) in the universe, including how they connect and interact with each other.
Kippyr's strength is that they can access anything they might need in their satchel, which is eventually upgraded to act as effectively infinite hammer space.
As a Seer of Mind player, they break down problems into steps and work backwards until they have a solution. Most of their session involves progressively crazier and more bombastic reveals, like how they figured out "Two-ton steel porcupine" instantly beats "Gate 1 boss, Tr'ullia Gobmaw", or the shocking reveal that the perfect counter to "Lock carved by the ancients" was, in fact, "Napkin folded up into a paper frog and set on the ground for a week".
Studying this list is something Kippyr dedicates YEARS of their life to. Their end-game gear allows them to access different volumes of knowledge stored on external mental hard drives, as their limited mortal mind couldn't possibly understand the RPS fractal all at the same time. Also, when they need to fetch an ID number for an item on the chart, it's represented by a double-sided barcode printed out on an old timey stock ticker.
Also here's their planet.
It's 2023. It's time to make a new trollsona.
i could not resist
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES DUDE!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!
retcon
she/they now. motherfuckers
my favorite pup🙏 Idk how my boy tamed him, but he did it

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