Pantastic

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

They should invent a bear that is not dangerous and wants to be my friend and cuddle

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

they need to invent retractable boobs for nonbinary people (me)

BET. but also, what if they clicked like a pen, that would be awesome

everyone else deactivate your blogs this is the only person who understands my vision

Women that like hearing “good girl” always have good pussy

i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun

only cowards won't reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

I'm just like all normal girls in their 20s i need lots of plushies and insane gay sex