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teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

naamahdarling

I didn't realize this was about indoor cats until the very last one because I've heard dog owners say this same shit so many times.

Anyway, yeah, keep your cats indoors/in a catio/on a lead and don't let your damn dogs roam around or bark constantly, either.

nixcraft

beesmygod

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

homeschooledangel

I have an interview today in a couple hours, how did the algorithm know I needed this

faunlord

Btw when they ask if you have questions some actual good options are stuff like “what’s a typical day like in this role” or “is this job open because someone is leaving or is this a new position”

sequintial

Another good question I stole from a reddit post that has really impressed all interviewers (two job offers!) is: "let's say you hire me and in a year you're thinking you made a really great choice. What will I have done to make you think that?"

It gets them talking about what they're looking for in the role, thinking about how you could fit it, and lets you end the interview getting to reiterate how good you would be for the role and how enthusiastic you are for it.

nessataleweaver

If you get the 'tell me about yourself' I've actually had at least one interview where they want to know about you as a person.

It might be worth asking them "Do you mean professionally, to get an idea of my work, or personally to see how I'll fit into the workplace culture?"

angelicguy

hotdog burst in microwave

angelicguy

ephemeralpool

thefairytaler

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.

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southernsolarpunk-deactivated20

Original

chicorystreetcoffee

fraseris

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

guooey

Hehe :)

melynnwaters

the joyous giggler here at last to spread merry mirth ^_^

littleguysdaily

fibro-memes

segamascott

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lostinthelegs

Stripey bird apple time

nopizzaaftermidnight

June 26, 2014

What the heck! As of this reblog, this comic has 21 notes. Apparently a little reblog chain happened, but I don’t really remember noticing. Much higher numbers than my usual 0 or 1. My first taste of success, and I totally missed it!

nopizzaaftermidnight

honestly, if I had a comic take off I wouldn’t mind this one. I still like the joke.

konoko

handswaps

beast monster thing (love isn't love enough) - car seat headrest / nobody is ever going to want me - giles corey / post by @hivemindz / you're a dog - gilla band / dog - charlie parr / we should fight - ezra furman

lieutenant-sarcastic

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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pangur-and-grim

he perplexes me

threedollarsdotcom

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

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