insane

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

sometimes you just gotta huuuhhuhuhuueueueeueejhjieuehheiehehjhuuuuuhhghhhhhhgghhgh

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

Its always weird to see that stereotype on TV of Russian people being cold and emotionally closed off because every russian or eastern european immigrant ive met always has such a vibrant personality and great sense of humor

main pet peeve is when people refer to any watson as being perfect for holmes because he’s the only one who can “put up” with him like mate watson is madly in love with those insufferable quirks specifically he’s not putting up with them he’s getting off

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month