insane

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

if james ortiz is aware of rocky mate bad as hell do you think he's also aware of the rocktiz thing

imagine opening instagram one day and he just drops the most banging rocktiz cosplay(? is it even cosplay if its technically you)

if i was him i would never wear a green jumpsuit because id take one look at it and be like wow just like my me from my movie...

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

the thing is depression was never destigmatized the narrative just switched from “no one has depression you’re just using it as an excuse” to “everyone has depression you’re just using it as an excuse”

do not scroll mindlessly look at images with a sense of purpose

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

what doesn't kill you makes you vent on tumblr