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reblog to eat out and praise pretty trans boys or to have a good 2024

Realizing Spideypool is the only good ship for Spidey because Deadpool is the only person who won't die from his radioactive jizz

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

#personally I only imagine what my writing would seem like to smart person who does not like me to check if it pisses them off enough (tags via @oswald-privileges)

the idea of sam and steve in a horror movie type fic delights me because steve would be the typical horror movie white guy like, “what’s that noise? I think it came from the basement–we better go check it out” and sam would literally already be five miles away

That’s true, but knowing Sam with his adrenaline addiction and risky decisions I also wouldn’t be surprised if he went to the basement before Steve even finished the sentence. (The demon living down there is now Sam’s new best friend and has a crush on him after three minutes of conversation.)

I need Amazing Spider-Man 3 featuring Deadpool so I can watch Ryan Reynolds flirt and possibly annoy the shit out of Andrew Garfield on big screen. Bonus points if Venom is there too. Please and thank you.

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute.

in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt sniff sharpies or white-out and everyone in the back two rows immediately took out their sharpies and liquid white-out to see if they would get high DURING THE DARE PRESENTATION

Again, congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs :)