I'm not the one that needs to watch their back

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

@noelle217

This is adorable

I apologize for the harshness of my words, Miss Bennet, but your family is just so cringe

you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

the horse really is in the hospital now

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

Oh to be an oblivious protag confused as to why my rival ran away in embarrassment after they pinned me against a wall and our faces where inches apart

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

MY PAPAYAS

a crime of passion

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go