wiz biz

*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

my third eye is a chiquita banana sticker and it is WIDE open

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

there's something so freeing about saying "i hope they die" and just moving on

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

Viewers like you!

they're everything to me

thank you