I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

my couchsona

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

how to tell fictional character that you love them

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.