he has forgotten love

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[Image description: a screenshot of the notes, showing 5 people reblogging with the tag #book has it for you.]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

3. do anything you can to help others cheat, especially the young people targeted by these rules.

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage