I have opinions about commas

i could blog better than this but i won't

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

Sometimes you need to remove the 800+ words you had just written because you realised after writing them that all of that could've been done in 300 at most

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??