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goldensunset

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

firestorm09890

frankbelloriley

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vexwerewolf

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

vexwerewolf

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

vexwerewolf

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

vexwerewolf

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

lesser-robot-cat

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

the-orion-scribe

@letsplaythermalnuclearwar

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

joyflameball

avoidbeing

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

old-flesh

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

grimeclown

Cmon man

sanguine-humor

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

sanguine-humor

he keeps me sane

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o-kurwa

officialfist

Unrestrained summer fun

jareckiworld

David Kanietakeron Fadden — Onkwehonwe Gothic (acrylic on canvas, 2016)

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

bestiarum

theawkwardqueerturtle

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

anistarrose

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

aaronstveit

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

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runawaymarbles

The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.

Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.

zz9pzza

Op's tags

#I just started dropping '2.5 Billion page views a month'#into conversations as early as possible bc they would Not believe me otherwise#it was right up there with having to say 'csam attacks' to get them to take my compartmentalization of information concerns seriously#turns out those are the magic words#otw#op

runawaymarbles

The last part was kind of insane, honestly. When we started changing platforms for the donor database, I kept telling them that yes I was aware we already had an account for the volunteer database, and no that could not be connected to the donor database. And they said yes fine sure and then connected them anyway. And I called them back and said, excuse me, I'm confused, I can see both databases. And they said, well, yeah, but it's only you, someone has to be able to see both databases to give other users access. The other users can't see both. And I said, no, we have been asking for a completely separate database. I should not be able to see both. And they said, you are one organization, one organization can't have two databases. And I said, last year someone used our volunteer email list to commit approximately one thousand felonies. Please feel free to imagine how much worse it could have been had they had a way to use volunteers' email addresses to get their legal names. We do not want this to be something anyone can do no matter how much we trust them. Let me describe those felonies to you in more detail. And they emailed me two hours later and said, you can have two separate databases.

kyraneko

This post feels like watching an iceberg go by in clear water. The amount of stuff going on beneath the surface of AO3 just astonishes.

jeffsatyr

(ID in alt)

elodieunderglass

Approximately one THOUSAND felonies

timemachineyeah

IDK if I’ve mentioned this before, but since there’s talk of how to approach an accurate/nuanced translation of the word “baka” in anime on my dash, I thought I’d share one of my other favorite bits of oft-overlooked translating-Japanese nuance and how it applies to Sailor Moon.

Basically every Sailor Moon fan knows Sailor Moon’s catchphrase, “tuski ni kawatte oshiokyo!” which translates more or less into “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!”

The fun part, that I learned a few years back from my half-Japanese friend who has, since high school, lived full time in Japan, is the “oshiokyo” bit.

Oshiokyo does, in a literal sense, mean “I’ll punish you”. It’s a perfectly fine translation. But what it doesn’t get across is that the main people who use the phrase are parents, especially mothers, and it’s primarily used against children.

There’s not a perfect English equivalent, but it carries a similar tone to “someone’s getting a spanking!” or “you’re going into time out!” or “you’re in big trouble, missy!”

Basically, it’s not particularly threatening, and anyone who would think it was would be pretty childish. The fact that Usagi uses it as a legitimate threat is adorable in how much is reveals her age. It’s also badass and kind of condescending in that she’s basically treating the villains as unruly children instead of legitimate threats.

So there you go. Take this information and put new joy into one of the most well-trod parts of the Sailor Moon universe.

public-trans-it-deactivated2024

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON…. YOU ARE GROUNDED. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!

adigitalmagician

Fuck, no, I just put this into my queue, but I am planning on making my “twin stick action Magical Girl” game eventually, and this information plays into the themes I’d like to explore PERFECTLY.

slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

conqueringthenoodle

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

villainessbian

reblog to put this on your friends’ dash in 2018

mens-rights-activia

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

shamebats

gaymingbinosaur

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.

vaguely-problematic

when my grandmother passed everyone said, she was such a good mother, she was such a good grandmother, she was such a good cook, she was a devoted christian. no single comment was about her for herself, everything was how she fulfilled her role to them.

she had a great sense of humor! she loved fishing! she had all kinds of mad craft skills. she lived through the great depression. she got married at 16 when she wanted to finish school but he didn't want her to. she buried two sons, one of whom she watched die. she had virtually no autonomy in her life but managed to live with dignity and grace despite not even being allowed to change her hairstyle or buy her own clothes.

but all you can think to say is how you will miss her thanksgiving dinners

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rebeccasteventaylor

Aw, Quincey Morris saying he’s going to have ‘a pretty lonely walk between here and kingdom come’ but he spends those days surrounded by friends, fighting beside those friends, dies to protect them, and dies in their arms.

Being turned down by Lucy didn’t make him lonely, it made him even more loved and gave him a family.

porcyworld

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

porcyworld

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

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