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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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also Max is a temporary name because no idea what to name that bastard. I hate names
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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??
Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats
OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME
You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....
OH SHIT OH NO
WAIT
I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS
Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol
Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)
Happy rat day to my most popular post ever
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
I made a handy diagram that might help out some of the exclusionists who insist aro and ace folks have nothing in common with the rest of the LGBT+ community.Β
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the fondness with which he's looking at rook here is actually killing me
It's always "how would this fat character be strong and athletic"
And not "how would this dehydrated skinny character even survive with the amount of physical exertion they go through"
Emmrich is waiting, you guys.
Usually he is quite a patient man. One must be with the dead.
But this is trying even his good will. .
βRook we have been to three different blacksmith shops this morning alone,β he protests as Rook veers to the left where a sign promises βGenuine Dragon Hide Hilt Wraps!β
Lucanis does not help. Lucanisβs eyes light up more than Spiteβs and he follows Rook with the anticipation of a much younger person spotting candy.
Rather than be dragged after them, Emmrich releases Rookβs hand, and sighs as Rook answers his protest with a weak, βJust one more, Em. Promise.β
And so he finds a shaded fountain to sit beside. And he waits.
He is only there a short while when a woman, surrounded by a small brood of excited children settles beside him, sets down numerous bags of shopping.
βYou donβt mind, do you love?β she says, with the unabashed openness of most of the people of Rivain. βThis road is murder on my feet.β
It takes Emmrich half a moment to realise she is addressing him and not one of the half dozen, chattering urchins bouncing around her.
βOh, not at all, please,β Emmrich motions to the public fountain into which two of the children have already climbed.
βA hot day,β she says conversationally, βbut thereβs so much to do, and the weather waits for no man, nor woman.β
βIndeed,β Emmrich concedes, glancing up at the punishing sun. Heβs grateful now that Taash insisted he cake himself in the cream meant to protect oneβs skin from burning.
Her children play for a few moments as she fans herself and they watch the lively activity.
βDo you have any little ones?β she asks.
Manfred, immediately springs to mind. He is spending the day with Bellara, examining the artifacts they gathered from Arlathan last week. No doubt they are elbow bone deep in cogs by now.
The woman seeβs Emmrichβs reminiscent smile, βtell me of them.β
By the time Rook and Lucanis wander from the shop, clutching their purchases, they are anticipating at the very least a disapproving tut, and maybe some foot tapping.
Instead they find a smiling Emmrich, surrounded by a dozen entranced children, watching the little dragon he has created from water fly in the air, running and shrieking when it sprays them. No less than four grateful parents are soaking their feet in the fountain.
βGods, heβs cute,β Rook says and hurries off to that fruit seller Emmrich likes. Itβs almost lunchtime and heβll be hungry after an audience like this.
Spite snorts, but watches the show raptly.
Ohhhh this is JUST the right amount of adorableness I needed to keep me sane at work today! π
this is so adorable and wholesome and I just wanna hug everyone so badly-
TERFs also think that asexual and aromantic people aren't apart of the LGBTQ+ community
TERFs also think that pansexuality, or any multisexual identity that isn't bisexuality isn't real
TERFs also think intersex people are "deformed" and that their identities with gender are always invalid for whatever reason
TERFs also think bisexual women are untrustworthy/"tainted" for being attracted to men, even if they haven't been intimate with men at all
TERFs also think polyamorous people are just "cheaters that want an excuse"
TERFs also think nonbinary people are either trying to "escape oppression" or "escape privilege" depending on their societally-imposed gender
TERFs also think trans men don't face any unique struggle and are only transitioning because they hate women
TERFs also think that black, brown, Muslim and Jewish men are uniquely dangerous and evil when compared to white or Christian men, even though they claim to hate all men equally
TERFs also think masculinity is the root of all evil in the world.
I think it should say something if there ever comes a point that you genuinely agree with TERFs on something, even if you claim to hate them. Hating trans women is not the only thing TERFs do, and if you seriously believe otherwise, you very obviously know absolutely nothing about them.
WHY COUGHING BABY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
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another one
The Baby Youtube memes are so specifically funny to me as a daycare teacher like I cannot express how much my kids LITERALLY talk to each other about the silly little events in their silly little lives with the false gravitas and flare of click bait
i'm very tired
iβm so kataang pulled, istg, i love them so much
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His momoness lord momo of the momo dynasty.
I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set
