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Arthur: Contact me to say you're home safely.

Merlin: I'm home dangerously.

Arthur: Stop it.

Merlin: I'm home lethally.

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Arthur: I care deeply for nature.

Morgana: You're wearing ostrich skin boots.

Arthur: Well I don't care about ostriches.

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Arthur: Come on, let's go to bed.

Merlin: Alright, just give me a second.

Arthur: Are you gonna make me twist your arm?

Merlin: Please do.

Merlin: This is my lucky day!

Lancelot: One out of twenty thousand, that's not bad.

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Gwaine: Are ready you to go crazy?!

Merlin: I'm already hearing voices!

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Arthur: *is upset*

Merlin: What's got you so grouchy? They run out of human footstools at the rich guy club?

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Arthur: I've always said Merlin could be a cult leader.

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Uther: You tricked me.

Morgana: I deceived you, Uther. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Gwen: This is like a complete nightmare.

Merlin: Oh, I know, this must be so hard.

Merlin: Oh no! Two men love me. They're both gorgeous and strong. My satchel is too small for my coins, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

Arthur: I think we better split up, men. Merlin and I will-

Leon: Nay! You're just trying to bed Merlin again.

Arthur: No, I'm not! Sir Leon, shut your clotpole ass up!

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Arthur: This girl's making me crazy.

Merlin: No, you're crazy. You already were, and then you met a girl. That's what happened.

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"Queerness is dangerous" is actually a statistical error. Arthur and Merlin, who are endangered by their queerness 10,000 times a day, are anomalies and should not have been counted.

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Barbara: Did you just give me an order?

Dinah: Yes.

Barbara: Feels good, does it?

Dinah: It's not unpleasant.

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My Merlin polycule

Arthur's partners: Merlin, Gwen

Merlin's partners: Arthur, Lancelot, Gwaine

Gwen's partners: Arthur, Lancelot

Lancelot's partners: Merlin, Gwen

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Honorary mentions to dead wife Freya and doomed yuri Gwen x Morgana

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Dick: If you really know me, what is my type?

Damian: Vigilantes.

Tim: Redheads.

Jason: Too good for you.

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Barbara: Point for everyone! Two points for Jason.

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I love ur passion for hating joe

My foot and Joe Goldberg's neck are the real soulmates

Duke would never tell Jason to shut up about his death, he also loves bringing up Jason's death.

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