Gwen: What's your favorite color?
Morgana: Hot pink.
Leon: Beige!
Merlin: Arthur. Wait, what was the question again?
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Gwen: What's your favorite color?
Morgana: Hot pink.
Leon: Beige!
Merlin: Arthur. Wait, what was the question again?
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Barbara: Did you just give me an order?
Dinah: Yes.
Barbara: Feels good, does it?
Dinah: It's not unpleasant.
Merlin: Alright, somebody kiss me. Smebody kiss me! It’s midnight! Somebody kiss me-
Gwaine: Alright, alright, alright! *kisses Merlin on the lips* There.
Merlin, #1 friend enabler, calls his best friend an idiot for saying something misogynistic. Men need to step up their game.
Tina Cohen Chang, they (the Glee writers) could never make me hate you.
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Happy Butch appreciation day! 🥳
Shout out to:
Lesbian butches
Bi butches
Bi lesbian butches
Sapphic ace butches
Sapphic aro butches
Sapphic aroace butches
Nonbinary butches
Transfem butches
Transmasc butches
Butches of color
Black butches aka studs
And every other butch 💝
Pedo & incest shippers be like "ooh we embrace the ~taboo~ and don't conform to societal restrictions" and then don't ship anyone darker than a paper bag nor any black characters at all.
Gwen: You shouldn't be anywhere near the fight! You're too important!
Arthur: I am not!
Gwen: Yes, you are!
Arthur: No!
Gwen: Why won't you just let me do this for you, Morgana?!
Arthur: You know, whenever Merlin starts talking I think to myself "maybe this time it'll make sense."
Arthur: I'm always wrong.
Arthur: I barely look passable right now, I'm shocked Guinevere even likes me.
Merlin: Me too, sire.
Arthur: What was that?
Merlin: What?
Arthur: "Me too" what?
Merlin: No, I'm like saying, like: "yeah, you're right." I'm on your team- I'm on your side.
Arthur: You're on my side with what?
Merlin: With whatever you're saying. I'm, like, being supportive of you.
Arthur: Like "me too" like you think I'm disgusting?
Merlin: Oh no, I'm not saying- I'm saying whatever you said is right. I'm with you, that's what I said.
Arthur: No, because I said that I am shocked that my wife still finds me attractive.
Merlin: Correct, that's what you said.
Arthur: Why did you say me too?
Merlin: Because I want- I'm supporting you, I'm your friend.
Arthur: That's not something- you're supposed to support me the opposite there!
Merlin: No because then I wouldn't be supporting you. I would just be like-
Arthur: No, you're supposed to say "you're a good looking guy, you still got something left in you."
Merlin: Well, you know, I want to be supportive of your ideas.
Arthur: That's not supportive! You're doing the opposite of support!
Merlin: I feel like we've gotten off to the wrong foot here.
Arthur: My opinion there was self-deprecating.
Merlin: Right.
Arthur: I put myself down, not only because it's funny, but because it's how I feel.
Merlin: But if you're down, and I'm with you, we're down- I'm down with you. You know what I'm saying? You're not alone down.
Arthur: I appreciate it but also I think you're being mean.
Merlin, to the knights: We're gonna take five minutes.
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Gwen: You shouldn't be anywhere near the fight! You're too important!
Arthur: I am not!
Gwen: Yes, you are!
Arthur: No!
Gwen: Why won't you just let me do this for you, Morgana?!
I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
Merlin: *cries*
Arthur: Please don't cry, I'm not good with feelings- yours or mine.
The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 37
Duke: Gotham isn't real. Just saw Tim and Bernard kissing at the Mariana and Damian looked at 'em and said "y'all can't do that at home?"
Duke: He got some weird looks and so he felt the need to clarify to everyone: "not a homophobe, just a hater."
Duke, t posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.
Bruce, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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i hate it here i'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] eat a whole thing of candy beans
I felt inspired.
Last night I had a dream where I was reading a comic and Jason said something like "can't believe they think I'm cis." Woke up and found out today is Jason's birthday, take from that what you will.
