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Arthur: I care deeply for nature.

Morgana: You're wearing ostrich skin boots.

Arthur: Well I don't care about ostriches.

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Arthur: Come on, let's go to bed.

Merlin: Alright, just give me a second.

Arthur: Are you gonna make me twist your arm?

Merlin: Please do.

Merlin: This is my lucky day!

Lancelot: One out of twenty thousand, that's not bad.

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Gwaine: Are ready you to go crazy?!

Merlin: I'm already hearing voices!

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Arthur: *is upset*

Merlin: What's got you so grouchy? They run out of human footstools at the rich guy club?

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Arthur: I've always said Merlin could be a cult leader.

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Uther: You tricked me.

Morgana: I deceived you, Uther. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Gwen: This is like a complete nightmare.

Merlin: Oh, I know, this must be so hard.

Merlin: Oh no! Two men love me. They're both gorgeous and strong. My satchel is too small for my coins, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

Arthur: I think we better split up, men. Merlin and I will-

Leon: Nay! You're just trying to bed Merlin again.

Arthur: No, I'm not! Sir Leon, shut your clotpole ass up!

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Arthur: This girl's making me crazy.

Merlin: No, you're crazy. You already were, and then you met a girl. That's what happened.

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"Queerness is dangerous" is actually a statistical error. Arthur and Merlin, who are endangered by their queerness 10,000 times a day, are anomalies and should not have been counted.

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Barbara: Did you just give me an order?

Dinah: Yes.

Barbara: Feels good, does it?

Dinah: It's not unpleasant.

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My Merlin polycule

Arthur's partners: Merlin, Gwen

Merlin's partners: Arthur, Lancelot, Gwaine

Gwen's partners: Arthur, Lancelot

Lancelot's partners: Merlin, Gwen

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Honorary mentions to dead wife Freya and doomed yuri Gwen x Morgana

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Dick: If you really know me, what is my type?

Damian: Vigilantes.

Tim: Redheads.

Jason: Too good for you.

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Barbara: Point for everyone! Two points for Jason.

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I love ur passion for hating joe

My foot and Joe Goldberg's neck are the real soulmates

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Duke would never tell Jason to shut up about his death, he also loves bringing up Jason's death.

Jason: Here. *hands Tim a takeaway cup*

Tim: *takes it and sips* You know my coffee order?

Jason: Yeah, I got files on all my siblings.

Tim: You really are a part of this family.

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