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how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:
me when iâm in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chiliâs
Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chiliâs
he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup
Lost in the sauce
âfirst day of summer and my cat has fleasâ, summer 2017, acrylic on paper
âfirst day of summer and my cat has fleasâ pride flag
this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them
Finally, some good fucking art.
Titus Kaphar

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Church basement aesthetics:
Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but thereâs not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so itâs either too strong or too weak
A piano that hasnât been played since the 1980s
A room thatâs always closed and has adults talking behind it but youâre not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave
Donuts that youâre not allowed to eat
Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket
Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands
A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it
This table:
that one bitch whoâs always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degreesÂ
Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal
Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5âłx11âł paper folded in halfÂ
Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take homeÂ
Glitter but not in the joyful gay way
Moms in fleeceÂ
This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, Iâm not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this itâs like I was there
I can smell this post
My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to leadâs 18 and steelâs ~500-940 (depending upon the kind of steel).
Now, I know that tensile strength is not necessarily the best measure of a materialâs ability to function as armor, but Iâm a liberal arts major and didnât care to actually do that much more research before going straight to, âEVIL ICE DEMONS IN MERCURY ARMOR. THE PCS CANâT LOOT IT BECAUSE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON IT MELTS AND KILLS THEM.â
Ice Demons wielding weapons made of frozen mercury. Spearheads that break off & melt inside the target. Swords that leave tiny bits of melted mercury inside the wound (the swords re-freeze to razor sharpness while in the ice demonâs claws).
Item: blades, spears, and/or arrowheads made of mercury frozen by Ice Magic; can only be used by one with Ice Magic, but deliver whatever damage the weapon type would normally make plus equal amounts of Cold and 1d8 Poison. Once the wound has been delivered, it continues to deliver 1d8 Poison until the mercury has been removed by healing magic, Wish, &c.
Give me all of these
if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldnât just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezosâ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
pros of this plan:
the genie wonât be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar
i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesnât just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money
i looked up the amount itâs $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos
contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists wonât make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about
i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders
i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to
i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters
iâll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights
and then iâll use my third wish to free the genie. iâve seen aladdin duh
cons of this plan:
i do not know any genies
iâm screaming did any of yall have to do silent sustained reading in middle school? i remember NOTHING ever being as funny as when you werenât allowed to talk or laugh like ur friend from across the class would do something entirely benign like look over and lift a finger n youâd be sittin there like
So, my university does a lot of outreach Classics work, trying to make it less of an elitist subject and more accessible to children, and as part of that, I went to give a talk to a class of 6 and 7 year olds a few months back.
And hereâs the thing. Classics is really often portrayed as the last bastion of academic privilege, a subject that is only taught to rich white kids so that they can brag about knowing Latin and get jobs as Tory MPs. But these kids were OBSESSED. They had already done some stuff on myths, and they were so excited to talk about it. They knew all the stories, all the heroes, the gods, the monsters. I have never seen such an excitable group of kids as these 6 year olds shouting about Odysseus.
For the lesson, I asked them to think of their favourite myth and to consider it from the point of view of the monster rather than the hero. The end goal was to show that often the monsters and heroes are quite similar. We decided to do Polyphemus (the Cyclops) in the Odyssey, and so I asked them why they thought Polyphemus might have been so angry at Odysseus that he killed some of his men.
Because he came home and found lots of strange men in his house, eating his food, said the kids.
So, I asked them, do you think that was a good reason to kill people?
No, they said, but he was very cross, and he didnât do it because it was fun.
And then this KID, this SIX YEAR OLD CHILD, put her hand up and said âwell, it was very bad of him, but if weâre cross with him then we have to be cross with Odysseus too, because when he came home from his adventure and found lots of men in his house, trying to marry his wife, he killed them, and thatâs the same thing, isnât it?â
AND LET ME TELL YOU
I am a published Classicist! A PhD student! And I have never made that connection before! Not once! And this child was six years old! And she made the link! By herself!
And so I tried not to show how gobsmacked I was, and we talked more about other monsters, including Medusa, and at the end of the lesson a lot of them said that they thought the monsters were not as evil as we usually think, and then I went home.
But I honestly havenât got over how excited and engaged those kids were, in a totally regular primary school. Classics, in that classroom, was not elitist or inaccessible. It was something they understood, could really get their teeth into and use to think of new ideas of good and bad, of why we demonise different people for doing the same things. And thatâs how I like to think about Classics. Not a series of dry texts in ancient languages, but as living stories that you actually canât help but love, just a bit.
If this teacher ever publishes this analysis that six-year old better get a forking author credit.
Mate, sheâd get a full salary as my research assistant

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My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo
THE FACT THAT AFTER THE REALIZATION IT JUST CONTINUES LIKE ..
The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was âFlirtingâ is both unfortunate and disappointing.
âhaha so what about that guy, huh?â
Me: what about him
âWell you seemed super into himâ
Me: what why
ââŠdude you were flirting all nightâ
Me:
Me: Whoms'tâąâą
I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because âYou guys kept flirtingâ but I was like âWe were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.â I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was
âYou were laughing at everything TJ did!â
âHe paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. Thatâs fucking bonkersâ
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when comedy began
Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.
Thereâs a protest held by the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe.
You can give to the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe here.
Please please please boost and donate!!!! This is practically my backyard!
This tree will be just one of the casualties if things continue đ„
Again, the link is broken
https://www.gofundme.com/carrizocomecrudotribeoftexas this is a real link
Please share the correct version
what the hell is the usa
that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could
in case you guys donât know what iâm talking about
@i-miss-my-90gb
We should make more tiny decoratives faces on eggs

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âyou canât make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyableâ:
They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends
Holt is Wakandan, itâs canon now
happy Valentineâs day everybody