Donatello ❌🏳️‍⚧️

@transphobicdonatello

MAN of science My "pronouns" are he/hmm 🤔 due to my intellectual curiosity (Satire account)

110 posts

Greetings all!

While I am always seeking to expand my knowledge, it is quite difficult as I already have reached the zenith of truth. Thus, this blog will be dedicated to EDUCATING others.

Facts do not care about your feelings.

#intro #intro post #truth #science #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #2012 tmnt

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The way you speak about women disgusts me, donatello.

I am simply acknowledging biological fact.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #chud behavior #science

why do you poke the bear. you're going to die one day and I don't think it's gonna be natural causes

Frankly, I would feel safer fighting a bear than Raph. The synthetic hormones give her an unnatural advantage. I proudly sacrifice my physical wellbeing in the name of science! My research must be shared with the world in order to better it, and I am willing to endanger myself for the sake of scientific advancement.

Did that sound heroic? Can someone show this post to April?

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #science

It can be quite simple to determine an individual's sex if you know which features to look for. Spread the word!

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #tmnt raphaela #science #truth #admin stole this joke from charlie slimecicle #bet you didn't expect that crossover

Dawg April would hate your behavior

My buddy Metalhead is rapidly approaching your location. Go ahead and open the door for him, he just wants to have a little chat...

You might want to make yourself less traceable if you are going to bring up my 💛 sweet chinchilla 💛.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt

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I'm going to have to forcefully change your gender you know how life is

I'm not sure how exactly you would accomplish such a task, but I am not under the delusion that my gender holds any significance beyond a select few physical attributes. If it were to somehow change, I would simply accept my new biological reality.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt

why are we transing all the turtles?

transphobicdonatello

I have been pondering the very same query...

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #they're putting chemicals in the pizza

oh yknow, just 2 girls discussing menstruation, nothing could possibly make this weird

this came to me via astral projection

transgenderraphael

@transphobicdonatello … whyd you reblog this

transphobicdonatello

Answer the question, Raph.

transgenderraphael

ya know how the other day i was in a “strangely good mood” after you were an absolute shithead and made you “apology” omelets?

… so you tell me

transphobicdonatello

...Well. I do feel outraged and disgusted. But... the alternatives are teen pregnancy or food waste, so... strangely, this is probably the best use you could have found for them?

transgenderraphael

and i thought i was seriously twisted…

not sure what’s goin on under my post but let’s ask the public

what’s worse?

teen preggnancy

food waste

eating your unfertilized nephew/niece

Voting ended onJul 15

transphobicdonatello

Everyone who voted eating the eggs is either a vegan or a hypocrite.

oh yknow, just 2 girls discussing menstruation, nothing could possibly make this weird

this came to me via astral projection

transgenderraphael

@transphobicdonatello … whyd you reblog this

transphobicdonatello

Answer the question, Raph.

transgenderraphael

ya know how the other day i was in a “strangely good mood” after you were an absolute shithead and made you “apology” omelets?

… so you tell me

transphobicdonatello

...Well. I do feel outraged and disgusted. But... the alternatives are teen pregnancy or food waste, so... strangely, this is probably the best use you could have found for them?

transgenderraphael

and i thought i was seriously twisted…

not sure what’s goin on under my post but let’s ask the public

what’s worse?

teen preggnancy

food waste

eating your unfertilized nephew/niece

Voting ended onJul 15

transgenderraphael

Hello hello turtle How was your day/night are you aware that male turtles are teeny tiny and you are teeny tiny and Donatello is big like female Turtle?

my day just got better

sometimes it’s good to be a short turtle

get wrecked, idiot @transphobicdonatello

transphobicdonatello

I know you're far too dense to retain (or even comprehend, for that matter) any information I impart upon you, but at this point you're not even trying. I have already discussed at length the impact of our mutation on our sexual dimorphism. Get educated, moron.

transgenderraphael

cant hear your smarminess from all the way down here

transphobicdonatello

And yet, due to your synthetic testosterone increasing your sweat production, I can smell your swampiness from all the way up here. You do not need an unwashed shell to be a "man."

transgenderraphael

we live in a SEWER dumbfuck

IM FINDING YOU AND GONNA HAVE YOU DROWN IN LITERAL SHIT

transphobicdonatello

Indeed we do, and yet only one of us smells like it... 🧐

transgenderraphael

you smell terrible too because of ALL THE LITERAL SHIT SPEWING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

transphobicdonatello

I am approximately 83% certain you've used this insult already...

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transphobicdonatello

are you just in denial that you are transgender

Why does everyone keep asking this??? Of course not. I am perfectly aware of my biological reality and accept my inability to change it, regardless of any desire to do so.

transphobicdonatello

HYPOTHETICALLY!!! A HYPOTHETICAL DESIRE!!!!!

are you just in denial that you are transgender

Why does everyone keep asking this??? Of course not. I am perfectly aware of my biological reality and accept my inability to change it, regardless of any desire to do so.

transgenderraphael

consider flaying Donatello maybe?

great idea! i like the way you think

SOON. @transphobicdonatello

transphobicdonatello

THE SYNTHETIC HORMONES ARE MAKING YOU PROGRESSIVELY VIOLENT, PLEASE RECONSIDER

#HELP #tmnt #tmnt 2012

oh yknow, just 2 girls discussing menstruation, nothing could possibly make this weird

this came to me via astral projection

transgenderraphael

@transphobicdonatello … whyd you reblog this

transphobicdonatello

Answer the question, Raph.

transgenderraphael

ya know how the other day i was in a “strangely good mood” after you were an absolute shithead and made you “apology” omelets?

… so you tell me

transphobicdonatello

...Well. I do feel outraged and disgusted. But... the alternatives are teen pregnancy or food waste, so... strangely, this is probably the best use you could have found for them?

#I know I should be mad but #I sort of assumed this is where we were getting eggs from in the first place #Have we been BUYING eggs this whole time?

transgenderraphael

Hello hello turtle How was your day/night are you aware that male turtles are teeny tiny and you are teeny tiny and Donatello is big like female Turtle?

my day just got better

sometimes it’s good to be a short turtle

get wrecked, idiot @transphobicdonatello

transphobicdonatello

I know you're far too dense to retain (or even comprehend, for that matter) any information I impart upon you, but at this point you're not even trying. I have already discussed at length the impact of our mutation on our sexual dimorphism. Get educated, moron.

transgenderraphael

cant hear your smarminess from all the way down here

transphobicdonatello

And yet, due to your synthetic testosterone increasing your sweat production, I can smell your swampiness from all the way up here. You do not need an unwashed shell to be a "man."

transgenderraphael

we live in a SEWER dumbfuck

IM FINDING YOU AND GONNA HAVE YOU DROWN IN LITERAL SHIT

transphobicdonatello

Indeed we do, and yet only one of us smells like it... 🧐

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transgenderraphael

Hello hello turtle How was your day/night are you aware that male turtles are teeny tiny and you are teeny tiny and Donatello is big like female Turtle?

my day just got better

sometimes it’s good to be a short turtle

get wrecked, idiot @transphobicdonatello

transphobicdonatello

I know you're far too dense to retain (or even comprehend, for that matter) any information I impart upon you, but at this point you're not even trying. I have already discussed at length the impact of our mutation on our sexual dimorphism. Get educated, moron.

transgenderraphael

cant hear your smarminess from all the way down here

transphobicdonatello

And yet, due to your synthetic testosterone increasing your sweat production, I can smell your swampiness from all the way up here. You do not need an unwashed shell to be a "man."

transgenderraphael

HELLOO! I was wondering if you want any free guns?

might take one for backup

Be. Afraid. @transphobicdonatello

transphobicdonatello

PLEASE DO NOT ARM HER MY LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS

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