If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

I want to want something really bad then get it

Turns out it's Yuri Day, so please enjoy my yuri comic about dreams and first dates!

Sasuke just texted me

come get your man before he accepts my fertility rune

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

Keep salting the wound I'm close