babygirl you are so wretched

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

she thought I was sucking the poison out her wounds for homoerotic purposes but Im really just trying to resell it on the secondhand market

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til we’re wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does

Sorry that was uncalled for

@keeper-of-the-flames I believe this is your circus?

What have I walked into with this fandom?

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world