18+

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

I love everyone's cat

that one tweet that’s like “90% of posts online can simply be responded with I Don’t Think You Should Be Talking About Women Like That”

I’m low-key a banished knight myself. My king didn’t want people knowing he had a knight so sexy and loyal serving his every order. He got paranoid and thought oh no people are going to think I’m more powerful and charming than I really am and slay me out of jealousy. So now I wander cursed and forsaken with my eyes to the horizon

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

the doctor said i have to be pet 3 times a day

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks