thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

Guy about to invent clam chowder i wish this cum had chunks of tongue in it

no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum

*in

You think we didn’t notice it after 13 years? You fucking bitch?

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

til the room goes away

from what i've observed, i do think there is some pressure for women in not explicitly feminist leftist circles to affect a kind of "cool girl" posture for the benefit of the men in the movement

*forehead pressed to bedroom window's closed exterior shutters, failing to disguise an excited and ragged breathing pattern, wide eye visible through middle dividing crack* I Just Want To Come In LOL

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless