thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

couch surfer dick

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

Yeah man they just passed a new law where you have to say something about the Divine Comedy that isn't that it's "self-insert fanfic"

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

Its ok for kitties to be like a egg