thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

this is my OC her name is Elf Wife and she is hung but also shy

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

are you serious?

just because you find someone attractive and they find you attractive doesn't mean you should have sex, It's more complicated than that. In some cases it means you should both be weird and avoid talking for as long as possible

a passoid went into the darkened catacombs of ghroth and was never seen again