thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

are you serious?

just because you find someone attractive and they find you attractive doesn't mean you should have sex, It's more complicated than that. In some cases it means you should both be weird and avoid talking for as long as possible

a passoid went into the darkened catacombs of ghroth and was never seen again

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

every time i think about overwatch's orientalism i go a lil more insane. 5 japanese characters all of which are tied to a very stereotypical mythologized version of japan. they're some of the few explicitly magical characters. all of them are part of clans and lineages and shit. every map that takes place in japan is an orientalist fairy land with idyllic old looking villages with shrines and gates and cobblestone and zero utility poles in sight. this game is so incredibly racist

what's interesting to me is that no other asian characters get this treatment. mei is a climate scientist or something. diva is a gamer. lifeweaver and symmetra are scientist. something about japan specifically makes the overwatch devs get a boner for the image of a permanently ancient magical other, japanese characters are simply not allowed to be contemporary

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package