thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

The day jim davis dies, they will release a garfield strip so absolutely fucking dogshit it will unite all humanity against our common foe

i have tested positive for tzatziki

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

the maneaters in demons souls aren't hard you're just not a good person and they recognize that