aw shit here we go again

"Who stabbed you in the eye, Polyphemus?" "Moi! Moi stabbed me!" "He stabbed himself. Sad."

100% would watch

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

he could be gay or bi etc son or vile horny vibe daughter

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

unfortunately i am very endeared by will smith prankfailure. he’s spamming 🤣 in the empty netters comments section because he “tricked” them into eating a meal with mustard on it. on april fools he told every one of his teammates that mike grier wanted to see them in his office and absolutely no one fell for it. they told him that carey price was coming out of retirement to play for the sharks and he believed them. like what am i supposed to do with that.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

this would happen to connor bedard

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

i bring a sort of “people are more critical of black players at large and will go as far as abstracting aspects of their games into meaningless bits in order to take away from their contributions to their teams” vibe to watching hockey that other hockey fans don’t really like