exceptionalcurse

wish there was a filter on ao3 for only seeing locked fics because why did i just scroll past 4 consecutive unlocked fics in the men’s hockey rpf tag sorted by most recent on this saturday morning. if y’all can’t even follow basic rpf etiquette, i don’t want to read or see your work.

you ever look at a guy and mourn the career he could have had in gay porn. but squandered to play hockey

sometimes you read fic and it mentions something you know too much about and you have to pause and decide if the illusion is ruined

that man would not fucking know how to make croissants. he would not have his shit together like that

you dont just make croissants in the morning on a day off on a whim. croissants are a weekend event. he’s on the verge of the worst relapse of his life he did NOT stay up late beating the fuck out of his butter block to make it flat -> doing several laminations. i just dont believe that

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization