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you know what, sid? you’re right. it IS classy to send flowers to your partner after you release too quickly. that’s a big dog move, well done. hope you have that florist on speed dial.

#sidney crosby #someone make this make sense #like did no one from marketing catch this #or are they just leaning into it

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jinlian

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true.

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

#because sex can be more than just getting off #it’s about intimacy and curiosity and safety #and also orgasms but it’s okay if it’s a meandering path to get there

itsmisstutu

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

intheupside

#legs #thighs #sid's greatest hits #< YES #And a reminder that thick thighs do save lives #by sparking arousal and making you remember you are alive #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

sidsrockingchair

#sidney crosby #disappointed but not surprised th #this is not the glute routine I wanted #but I love this face in the second one #emotional support white man needs his ice time #it’s his first love

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robindrake13

🐧🐧

#okay #but where is the AB update GENO #evgeni malkin #summer 2026 #pittsburgh penguins

yuppiesnpuppies

Can I have everything I want in life by tomorrow

wickedthing

ONE CHANCE ZHENYA ONE CHANCE

#jesus fucking christ #those LEGS #so long #evgeni malkin #geno malkin #geno #summer 2026

heartbeatline

#egor chinakhov #pittsburgh penguins #hockey

pemguims

is it just me or does this off season feel exceedingly long. where are my fools

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jaguars in manaus, amazonas, brasil, photographed by caio vieira

#cats

fxrvernxw

quicksiluers

:))))) (video here~!)

wetheurban

Sending love to everyone who is just… tired. Life is a lot right now. Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or the exhaustion of getting your life back together, give yourself space and grace. Be still for a bit. You deserve to recharge.

shanphotomaker

This is a Leon Draisaitl appreciation post

Denver, 3/10/26 Photos by me

#leon draisaitl #edmonton oilers #so pretty

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Is Sid finally dropping his glute routine with CCM gear in the background? We need it.

#sidney crosby #CCM #pittsburgh penguins

sidsrockingchair

#SIDNEY #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #I just adore him #😍

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