the pikmin will die if he hit the ground save him save him save

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously

smut with a side of dread

I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW IT GOT WORSE LMAO

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

Every psychoanalyst with even a week of experience under their belt knows that they are a weak and pale approximation of a divorced woman's insight. Like frankly I am 70 years old and have less wrinkles than most children. I'm post menopausal. I've had 8 mastectomies. So a psychoanalyst couldn't penetrate me in any meaningful way that they could possibly afford

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection