i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

You don't even need to be a journalist, experts LOVE answering these kinds of questions. I, a regular-degular idiot, recently contacted the Smithsonian asking what kind of ink to use on mineral paper for maximum longevity, and I got a very detailed response in under 48 hours.

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

i can't cope

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

i support women's wrongs

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Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

I went back and watched it again with sound on for the moo, and I wasn't sorry.

This was made in 2006 but immediately opened a worm hole to 2017

I just remembered this existed and spent a good half hour going to ridiculous lengths to find it again

This is absolutely haunted

I hate this so, so much omg

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

The chat going absolutely apeshit is my favourite part of this video.