FOREVER INSATIABLE

So glad you fumbled me, imagine if I settled

People act like there's an explicit line between friendship and romance like This is how Platonic Friends act and if two people act like That they are a Romantic Couple. Buddy I have crossed the line so far that it's actually surprising to me and it's still friendship

i kind of don’t relate to the way other people Hate fictional characters in fandom spaces most of the time because to me a character is first and foremost a vehicle for Making A Story so if the character does Story. then it’s good. i don’t know how to explain what i mean by this. the only time i feel like i dislike a character is when i feel like their presence is not interesting and isn’t doing anything for my experience of Story. you know.

you're not allowed to miss me if you're the reason we don't talk anymore

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.

If you're upset with me, but you won't tell me what you think I did or what you want me to do about it, I should be legally allowed to stab you in the throat. It's not like you wanted to communicate anyway, so I'm sure you wouldn't mind, right?

this callout couldve been a block button

this callout couldve been a private conversation

remember to be violent and unforgiving 😊

who up playing with their wound

i hope i'm in your top 10 doomed mutuals

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend