rhinestone cowboy

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

we kill the bat man

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

Like ppl will say things to me like "But that's Against The Law 😱" or "but they Broke The Law 😱" like sinners in the hands of an angry God and idk what to do w/ that

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

I hate when BUGS die