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im a liaaarrrrrr i made more. anyway i put em together cuz i think on their own they're kinda underwhelming

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close ups \/

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

oh my god im so obsessed w this…………i love all “centaurs doing social media content” stuff bc its so funny to me to imagine shane in front of a camera holding a big ass rabbit like. “we are at the therapy animal training school at ottawa natural sanctuary” . like thats peak hilarious to me he doesnt wanna hold that fuckin rabbit

ilyas having the time of his life there are so many dogs…….sheep…….COWS <3 <3 ilya is a terminal city boy like me so i think its his first time seeing a cow in person and hes like “what the fuck hollander its so fucking big . this is in the woods at the cottage??” and shanes like. no idiot there are no cows in the fucking woods. what kind of cow lives in the woods.

and ilyas like. there could be….we could take this one home they would probably let us buy it….its so cute it has big brown eyes like u…..

ilya was in a super famous boyband in russia from ages 15-18. he meets shane in regina in 2007 when they’re diverted from their world tour to support the russian team at the world juniors.

he meets shane again in LA at the draft; he’s there to sign his new solo record contract with an american company after leaving the band. shane is drafted first to boston.

shane films the CCM campaign; ilya has booked the rink out after him to film the music video for his first single. the shower scene still happens.

they meet up whenever they’re in the same city, which isn’t often because of ilya’s touring schedule and shane having to travel for games. ilya is like harry styles levels of famous, so pretty much every move he makes is documented by someone somewhere.

shane has big beef with ilya’s team— he thinks they’re way too focused on the money and ilya’s image, and not focused enough on ilya as a person. he gets really sad thinking of how ilyas life has been commercialised while Not delving into how his own life is commercialised <3 he buys a lot of old ilyusha merch on ebay at like 2am when hes missing him

instead of the centaurs almost-crash, shane’s boston plane almost-crashes, and ilya gets his texts and finds out on his way to film a late night show segment. he muscles his way through it and then has a breakdown in the car afterwards (shane watches his live appearance in bed at the hotel, totally fine and very distressed at how distraught ilya seems) and they have a tearful facetime call

harris is ilya’s PR manager and has to deal with the fact that there are pictures of him crying at a dunkin circulating on twitter the same day as the almost-crash (hollanov truthers explode on twitter, stan wars start between sashilyas and hollanovs)