Hohum!

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

#*david lynch voice* believe it or not this moment solidified for me that they truly were once friends.#their friendship is just weird and involves also being nemeses but that just makes sense for their characters really.#idk you can lowkey see sterling going ‘oh he’s back’. thought nate was lost to alcoholism & depression but no.#he’s damaged but not lost anymore. he has a purpose now at least.#technically this is sterling hearing his grieving friend make a joke & smile a little for the first time in a long time. yk?

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead