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Jules of Nature

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
funny joke
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

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i can't fucking deal with toxic fans anymore. if you're still supporting h*nry b*lingbroke honestly just block me. he LITERALLY d*posed richard the second and refuses to ransom edmund mortimer which is,,,, literally so fucking problematic?? plus i heard somewhere he was going to make a voyage to the holy land to wash the blood off his guilty hand but so shaken as he is, so wan with care, he decided not to go which is uhhh,,, fuckin yikes.
richbroke is suuuuch a cute ship tho they're literally made for each other 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i loooooove old man yaoi 😍 👴👴💑 go boly get your man 💸🔥🌧️👑💃😛
if you ship r*chbroke literally get off my page. they LITERALLY have a problematic age difference (5 months) and not to mention richard is neurodivergent and queer which is SO fucked up if you think about it🤢🤢
umm op i agree with you about not liking r*chbroke but the fact that they’re LITERALLY FIRST COUSINS isn’t what keeps you from shipping them?? if ur okay with r*chbroke shippers wanting to see cousins kiss and only gaf about protecting uwu smol bean richard (literally on an irish war campaign mind you) then dni i can’t deal with you nasty people rn
ugh CLEARLY you've never picked up a HISTORY book because royal cousins kiss all the time 🙄🙄💋it takes a seriously high IQ to understand just how hawt mcsexy two male cousins fighting for dominance with their tongues is 🤌 also op, bolingbroke is trans and bi? he queers the exiled / englishman binary, AND he's richard's service top. it's literally in the text smh erasure :/
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im being emo about dinosaurs again
we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec
doomscrolling thru the weather app

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the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server
Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?
A
B
So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...
the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.
I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?
Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.
Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.
If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.
from @baddywronglegs
#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower
@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large
yeag.....
Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.
big if true tbh
looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!
@ominous-signs

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When you have anxiety over something incredibly stupid and you know it’s stupid but the anxiety won’t go away