*Insert Funny Thing Here*

Blåhaj!

@comeonandsam

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

Pokemon Heritage Post

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

i dreamt i worked in a video game store and we had a pet Eevee (desexed) in the store as a mascot. Unfortunately, another store in the shopping centre had a Glaceon (not desexed) as a mascot and during mating season my job was to stand guard and wait for that Glaceon in heat to come sprinting in and either punt it or smack it with a broom or otherwise it would fuck our Eevee to death (And freeze her fatally)