Dumbass

manic pixie dream knight

imagine getting into a fight with your knight boyfriend and he stomps away in his armor like CLANK CLANK CLANK

why are so many romantasy love interests the therapy speak joker

we need more romantasy love interests that turn out to be insane repressed lesbians who lash out and are Not Coping Well and don't know how to love. it's the only solution

actually it Is your fault the high king of the cunt court turned your fiancé into a wooden marionette puppet and set him on fire. anyways i am off to fight in the fairy wars against him but not because i like you or anything. this lock of hair i've been sniffing for good luck is definitely not yours but maybe stop falling asleep in mushroom grove with your hair unbraided like some idiot mortal. can you stop crying about your stupid dead human boyfriend for five seconds it was just a man they literally have like a hundred of them in every village. you're making all of us uncomfortable

do you want to platonically eat each other's hearts

Scifi is when the hot butch wears a tank top and cargo pants and carries a complex but beat up looking tool that looks vaguely like a welding torch but it's ✨plasma✨ and fantasy is when the hot butch wears armor and a banner and carries an implement of death wrought in steel

Ao3 going down and then up and then down again is making me realize I would genuinely be done for if ao3 was permanently deleted

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

Yes to all this!