IDK what I'm doing

living through the pandemic has affected me in profound ways, including the desire to wear a mask whenever I’m in public spaces. it’s also a desire that I seem to share with exactly twelve other people in the entire country

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.

Mole Instinct

Much respect for the fact that she's comfortable with his fossorial lifestyle as long as his habitat is structurally sound and he's still getting healthy social enrichment.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

What the actual FUCK is Homestuck

As someone who read through the entire story and was a big fan of it back in the mid 2010′s I still couldn’t tell you

from my knowledge, homestuck is just a shit ton of anthropomorphized symbolism and game mechanic ideas turned into a soap opera that was, originally, partly directed by its fans

Babe this is such a good distinct synopsis of what homestuck is. I love you

And yet it still told me nothing about the series

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

The "man" in lesbian relationships is actually Billie Joe Armstrong from the American punk band Green Day

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.