Things we send

Aireys Inlet, 1993

Shinzo banged on the coffin lid, furiously

Nick’s partner looked out over Lakes Entrance

Cramming for ADU mid-years

Sorry - it was explosive

God cracked a fart, sipped his beer and stared down at his phone (yeah him too). He was happy humans had thrived, were generally intelligent and had developed a sense of purpose.

Bin Laden looked up and remembered proudly the towers falling. He looked down and spied his feathery cock. Again and again, the nightmare…

Buxton Trout ad

The mental image

I begged for access to the water mains. I was living near the new arch. There were several reasons why any zebra might be hesitant to play with artificial intelligence - Muchy was forever a fan of tech but this zebra was one without friends, without direction, without any purpose in life just stripes, and as he stared into the blue, there were some doubts in his mind about his own abilities given technology had changed Africa forever.

The swarm of blowflies began to circle above Jon’s retreating Datsun, their metallic bodies glistening like bits of copper wire. Muchy watched them, realizing that the old farmer’s guilt was already airborne, whispered through the wings of a million insects across the savanna. Jon could drive until his tyres wore down to the metal rims, but the sky held no secrets; the wilderness remembered exactly where the spade had met the dirt.Turning his back on the dust cloud,

Chrissy loaded Simply Red and we got down to it

She’d told me she loved cock

Pusska feigned sadness after I dumped her at Hok Ming Dynasty licensed restaurant

Why I believe in a higher power

I urgently needed to create a distraction

The industrial revolution showed us new ways of powering houses