Pizza

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Aja, vesel junij vam vsem, upam, da vidite veliko parčkov, ki se lubčkajo (na gej način), in parčkov, ki se ne lubčkajo (na gej način) ❤️

Happy TDOV! Here's my shameless money begging link: Ko-Fi

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

i do not fuck i fulfill prophecies

If tumblr dies you can find me with the other kittens in the wet cardboard box in the alley that always rains