i’m well into sheep, man

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

The bus is never coming because I don’t deserve it

dude last night was a series of still images displayed in quick succession creating the illusion of motion

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

Not that there's anything wrong with that

not that there's anything wrong with that

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City