Tell Me What You See

My phone doesn't recognise pregnant as a word,

Drink everytime

When you try your best but you don't succeed. 

Anyone ever stop to think about how eyebrows work, like they just grow in two lines and that's it, what.

I get annoyed when my parents turn off the internet. Oh wait, no, my internet is just shit.

I love watching rallies. At the front, you've always got your fanatics, the real hard-core, die-hard, 'we want this or we will literally fuck shit up' people. Towards the middle, you've got your uni students who clearly feel cool being a part of something but have no idea what they're really protesting. And at the back, there's the parents with prams and elderly people, bewildered enough to follow the line.

Emails I send to myself suspiciously appear in my spam folder.