ten minutes later I was sorry

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

as a person who is beyond saving i loveee giving life advice. waterlogged corpse at the bottom of the ocean reminding people to swim parallel to the shore to escape a rip current

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

once i get over it i will be over it

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

It is I, your nocturnal mutual

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too