The last thing on my mind

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

*with barely controlled lust* ur like a brother to me

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

in many ways being alive is about getting to have a little coffee every morning

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Succession. Remember how we used to run.